2008-08-16/Queen's Speech

From SP

Unfortunatly, the soundsystem and musics were late to the raid, so two speeches were given. First was the Live speech, and second, once the sound system arrived, we the prerecorded speech (yet to be uploaded).

[edit] The Prerecorded Speech

Greetings to you, my fellow anonymous. It is I, your faithful queen. This is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just stand right there, I'll tell you how I became the queen of a town called manchest-air. Well, no. Not really, that'd take too long.

Today's theme is PARTY HARDER and I hope you're ready to do so, but we must also remember that today, /b/ is taking back Anonymous and enhancing the Lulz. You must remember that The First Duty of every Marcabian Anonymous, is to the Lulz. Scientific Lulz, or the Historical Lulz or Personal Lulz. It is the guiding principle on which anonymous is based. If you can't find it within yourself to stand up for the Lulz, you don't deserve to wear that Mask. This is becoming a speech.

Anyway, We must tell scientology that the raids are a triumph. I'm making a note here: Huge Success. It's hard to overstate our satisfaction. Manchester Anons; We do what we must because we can; For the good of all of us, Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over Lisa McP, You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake; and the raiding gets done; and we'll have a lot of fun for the people who are still alive.

Scientology is not; Scientology is not a religion; Scientology is not, something you just dump something on. Scientology is not; Scientology is not religion; Scientology... it... it... it a series of lies. Why? Lies! Scientology is lies! Dianetics, Auditors, Massive Commercial Purposes. I wanna make people understand my position; These people are asking for regulation, okay? These people are massivly invading this world.

We're no strangers to Raids. You know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what We're thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other Queen. I just wanna tell them how I'm feeling. Gotta make them understand. Never gonna give them up, never gonna let them down, never gonna run around and desert them. Never gonna make them cry. Never gonna say goodbye, neve gonna tell a lie and hurt them.

I will end with a short story;

It was a night like this forty million years ago. I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go. The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice. I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice and Walked the dinosaur. I walked the dinosaur

Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

[edit] The Live Speech

Greetings to you, my fellow Anonymous; it is I, your faithful Queen.

What's the fricking date again? August 16th.

Today, the theme is Party Harder, unfortunatly, we have no Music; we have no Sound System; and we don't have my fucking prerecorded speech so I didn't have to do this!

However, we do have plenty of anonymous, we have Deansgate all to ourselves. Today, we're going to be taking back the Lulz.

Every Marcabian Anonymous, His first duty is to the Lulz. The Scientific Lulz, The Historical Lulz or the Personal Lulz, and if you can't find it within yourself to stand up for the Lulz, then you don't deserve to wear that mask.

Iins_Omni: I ain't wearing a Mask, it's my normal face.

Fuck you, buddy.

And so, my anonymous, I ask you to take up your masks, get enturbulating; and walk the fucking dinosaur!